Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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