I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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