Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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