You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize