you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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