hell yes lets make some ravioli
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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