If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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