I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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