Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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