Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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