Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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