Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Life is so much better after having sex.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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