i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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