if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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