hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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