i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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