That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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