If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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