9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
