I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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