i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
