Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
soo... how was my night?
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