Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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