I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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