Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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