yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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