What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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