yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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