I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Found your dick twin last night
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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