i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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