Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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