Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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