No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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