why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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