belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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