there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
