What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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