Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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