I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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