All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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