none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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