the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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