there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think people are normalizing furries
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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