remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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