When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I haven't been this sober since birth.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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