Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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