he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
