just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.