Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
