you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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