I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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