I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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