I am in a vortex of obligation.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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